I think this is one of the strangest product placement movies I’ve seen in a while considering all the murder and mayhem that results from the group of idiots that star in the film. Let’s just fire up this stolen Apple MacBook, log onto my Spotify account, and sign this person off of Facebook so I can check my messages. Oh, I better log into Skype to video chat with all of my other moron friends from around the globe with no issues. They then go on about how clear the video is on the new laptop. Subtle.
Month: July 2018
Jurassic Park 5 Jurassic World 2 is possibly the most nonsensical movie in the franchise so far. The movie starts with the island from Jurassic Park 4 Jurassic World 1 nearing destruction from a volcano eruption, and debate on whether the dinosaurs should be saved. Claire (Bryce Dallas Howard) is running a non-profit trying to lobby congresspeople to agree that the dinosaurs should be saved. When this fails, she is offered a position with the company that originally created the dinosaurs and Jurassic Park. John Hammond’s partner Benjamin L wants to sneak the dinosaurs off the island, and with Claire’s understanding of the island and how dinosaurs are tracked via RFID they can Noah’s Ark key species off the island. Most important is Blue, the velociraptor from the 4th (1st) movie. To help with this Claire gets Chris Pratt’s character Roger (I can’t remember the real name. I’m going to stop looking them up.) to join in the fray. Their relationship fell apart, and the tension is more intense than when we waited on the goat from the real first movie to get eaten. (Actually, mostly it’s boring.)