It seems like every asshole on the Internet has a blog these days, and I thought, “Hey, I’m one of those!” So, here I am! This site will be riddled with tyypos, filled with pop culture references that probably only amuse me, and have very poorly done photoshopped images (I’m even less literate in that regard).

In the mean time I would say that I’m going to not just review bad movies, but since 99% of movies are trash it’s basically inevitable. There will probably be films you really like that I review, and you’ll think to yourself, “Hey, that’s not a bad movie! I liked it!” Just know your opinion is wrong; it is a terrible movie. You have awful taste. You are one of the reasons so many bad movies get made. The first step is acceptance!

Have fun, and hope you keep reading. Or don’t. What am I your Internet handler?